Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, hide yo weed, hide yo blunts! The sweetest seahorse of Alabama was put into handcuffs early this morning by cops who should be using their time to track down bed snatchers instead. TMZ reports that one of the original viral superstar sensations Antoine Dodson was pulled over in Alabama by the Huntsville PD who searched him and found marijuana. 'Toine was charged with speeding, failing to have insurance and misdemeanor marijuana possession. 'Toine was released a second later and he's already out there snatching smoke out of a bong with his mouth, because he could use a hit or two.

Damn. Damn. Damn. Let this be a lesson to all of us. When you go out into the world with an illegal drop of the good shit on your person, make sure whatever is on top of your head is looking mug shot ready fresh. Learn from Antoine's mistakes, you don't want to look like a Goofy-ized version of Willow Smith. Antoine doesn't have a thick layer of SAD across his face because he got arrested for some "you are really dumb fo' real" shit. He's weepy, because that sad wave on his head is playing a warped and busted version of "Whip My Hair." The Hunstville PD needs to do right by 'Toine and let him come back for "Do-Over Mug Shot Day."