While white women are snatching up little African babies for their family collection, white men have been locking up black women and wifing them up for years. For some reason, this has all been like one big secret as we never had a clue these white celebrities had black wives and girlfriends.

It’s not like we blame them, though. The Blacker the berry…
Robert De Niro - No wonder Robert’s swag is so on point. He’s got this fine lil’ mama on his arm. We’re going to keep the sexual Raging Bull jokes to ourselves for now.

Roger Ebert - Famous movie critic Roger Ebert nabbed himself a black woman and they’ve been married for quite some time. We wonder if she gets embarrassed every time they have to go to a Tyler Perry screening.

Justin Chambers - Grey’s Anatomy is one of America’s favorite shows. It has a pretty substantial black cast, which is refreshing especially for a show about doctors. Justin Chambers, one of the show’s stars, is dipping his scalpel into a black patient. He picked a might nice one, too in Keisha Chambers.

Wolfgang Puck - Wolfgang makes tons of money and great pizza. He also makes whoopie with a bombshell in Gelila Assefa. Go figure.Tweet