Lady Gaga is a method actor now, so of course she wore a fake penis while attending the VMAs as her male alter ego Jo Calderone. Except weve already decided via the power of democracy that shes a hermaphrodite, so technically Lady GaGa brought two penises to the VMAs. Dos penetracin fideos. Us Weekly reports:

The pop provocateur (real name: Stephanie Germanotta), 25, didnt just wear mens clothing (including Armani mens underwear) and fake stubble in her drag king get-up: To complete the gender-bending transformation, Gaga wore a prosthetic penis, an insider confirms to Us Weekly.
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You and I singer stayed in character throughout the night at the Nokia Theater.
I am from New Jersey, Gaga as Jo told Us backstage. My family is from Palermo, Sicily and I am not a singer or a model or an actor or anything. I am just a guy. 

HAHA!!

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