Daaaamn! Can you imagine if they got on the that sh*t over here?!?! Our entire celebrity population would be in jail!

BANDUNG, Indonesia — One of Indonesia’s best-known pop stars was sentenced Monday to 3 1/2 years behind bars after sex tapes with his celebrity girlfriends found their way to the Internet, riveting and dividing this predominantly Muslim nation.

Liberals said the embarrassment suffered by Nazril “Ariel” Irham – who insists the videos were not intended for public viewing – was punishment enough. But hard-liners were outraged, saying the singer was contributing to the country’s moral decline.

Hundreds charged the gates of the courthouse in the city of Bandung after the verdict was read out, yelling “Too light! Too light,” as he sped off in an armored police car.

Ariel, lead singer of the country’s most popular band, Peterpan, was the first celebrity to be charged under Indonesia’s strict anti-pornography law, which came into effect in 2008 despite strong opposition from the public and members of government.

It is seen by many as vaguely worded and as carrying overly harsh penalties.

Ariel insists the tapes were stolen from his house and posted online without his knowledge, but presiding Judge Singgih Budi Prakoso said the pop star did nothing to prevent their widespread distribution.

He sentenced him to 3 1/2 years in jail – well short of the maximum 12 years – and slapped him with a $25,000 fine.

“As a public figure, the defendant should be aware that fans might imitate his behavior,” Prakoso said, adding that the frontman for Peterpan – which is also popular in neighboring Malaysia, Singapore and Brunei – did not show remorse.

His supporters were devastated.

Don’t worry Kimmy Cakes, that kind of law would never fly over here. We’re all free to enjoy your sex skills, or lack thereof, for the low, low price of 19.99 at any hotel.(bossip)Tweet